Hire me!

TL; DR

I am a good hire.

My resume

Well, I am a:

(...) jack of all many trades, master of none.

I am not Johnny Sins, a.k.a. L'homme aux mille métiers; however, I can be a doctor, a mathematician, a software engineer, a musician, and perhaps a few other things (a few means zero in this case ;p).

My personal projects

I am not ambitious enough to fall in this trend. You'll need to hire me to know what I can do.

Why should you hire me?

(...) because you want to hire me. I am not forcing you to hire me, am I?

Why am I suitable for this position?

I am not. But if you are considering me, that means you did not find anyone else. So, let' cut the BS...

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

I don't see myself in 5 years. I am not a fortune teller.